PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's chat about the true scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more then just observing. It's a whole scene. You got your typical game, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Say when that forward went soaring into the boards, I swear, it looked like a comic book. And then